This made me laugh

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I’ve just been attacked by a flock of sheep!!!

It’s ok though, I was only grazed!

 

Love your one liners DCS222, keep them coming.

Alfie

 

there was a young woman from Bude
who liked to swim in the nude
a man in a punt
stuck his......... pole in the water
and said you can't swim in here, its private!

 

Here's one from the brilliant, JOHN COOPER CLARK.

Two ugly sisters from Fordham,
went for a walk out of boredom,
on the way back,
A sex maniac,
jumped out of a bush,
and ignored them.

 

Imagine reading “Do not touch” in Braille.

 

Oh dear, I've started something now.

 

There was a young lady from Glossop,
Who was stung in the c**t by a wossop.
A young fella called Rick,
Had been stung on his dick,
And that is what started the gossop………...

 

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Must be a U.S. Navy pilot's house.

 

NN

 

Just for you guys JtC