This made me laugh

Just made a picnic table I think it may be a bit small.

 

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Made for a big mug?

 

https://reddit.app.link/Od7gg3HRb6

 

Or for squirrels

 

Be sure to watch this horse race ALL the way to the very end..........

 

Lot of lead changes when it's just mares and geldings

 

True

 

not wearing any protective gear I notice...

 

You have a lot of faith in your forum mates DD

 

Obviously the result of a mate’s response when told he had the original silencer on after 90,000 miles and his mate said “it must be buggered by now mate”

 

I once spent a year learning about the effect’s of boiling water from an esteemed professor.

 

WIFE: Let's play a GAME

HUSBAND: What is the game?

WIFE: If I say the name of a colour, you run to the left wall, if I say the name of a fruit, you run to the right wall.

HUSBAND: Hmmm, sounds interesting; what do I get if I win?

WIFE: Whoever loses has to obey the other person for the rest of their life.

HUSBAND: Wow! I have to win this game!

WIFE: Okay, ready?

HUSBAND: Yes, I'm ready...

WIFE: Here we go:- ORANGE...!

HUSBAND has been standing in the same spot for three days...
Figuring out whether she meant a colour or a fruit.

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with women, their intelligence is something else

 

Do you know, I am so bloody fed up with this socially isolating that I am beginning to miss. the people I can't stand. I thought 'sod it' yesterday and went for a walk along the Grantham Canal................. would you believe it! There's a lock down there to.