This made me laugh

I bet we’d only be up to page 43 of this thread if Tucker wasn’t posting.

 

And only up to 40 if we took out all the repeats

 

Wife asker her biker husband “ If I died, would you get married again?”
“Sure” he replied.
The wife looked a bit upset so the husband went on to explain “Well I’m still young and I’m sure you wouldn’t want me to spend the rest of my life alone”
The wife then asked “And would you live with her in this house?”
“Sure” he replied
Again the wife looked upset so the husband explained “Well, I love this house, I just about built it brick by brick and I’m sure you wouldn’t want to move away from here”
The wife then asked “ And would you go riding your bike with her?”
“Sure” he replied.
Once again the wife looked upset so the husband explained “Well darling, you know I love riding my bike and I’m sure you wouldn’t want me to give it up”.
The wife then asked “ And would you let her ride pillion?”
“No” replied the husband, “she’s got her own bike”

 

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Recent German survey:
Text: During the Corvid crisis; do you drink more alcohol than usual?