A man takes his wife to get tested Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor. The doctor tells him, “Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer’ The man, clearly frustrated, asks, “Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?” The doctor calmly suggests, “I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don’t let her in.”
Masturbation is like buying IKEA furniture. At first, it sounds like a great idea. But then you're on your knees in the living room, with a mess on the carpet, wishing you'd have just paid someone.
Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, Diana, when my roommate, Jones, entered the room Im indiana Jones, Get out
About 15 years ago we had a massive row and we decided to sit down and write a list of each others faults out. Anyway I said to her today, "Do you remember that row we had where we wrote a list out of each others faults?" "Oh God, " she laughed, "I've still got mine somewhere. " "I've finished, " I replied.
