This made me laugh

A man takes his wife to get tested

Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.

The doctor tells him, “Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer’

The man, clearly frustrated, asks, “Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?”

The doctor calmly suggests, “I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don’t let her in.”

 

Masturbation is like buying IKEA furniture.

At first, it sounds like a great idea.

But then you're on your knees in the living room, with a mess on the carpet, wishing you'd have just paid someone.

 

Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic.

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

 

I was having sex with my girlfriend, Diana, when my roommate, Jones, entered the room



Im indiana Jones, Get out

 

For the connoisseur

 

That's just wrong James below the belt

 

Ah spiders

 

About 15 years ago we had a massive row and we decided to sit down and write a list of each others faults out. Anyway I said to her today, "Do you remember that row we had where we wrote a list out of each others faults?" "Oh God, " she laughed, "I've still got mine somewhere. " "I've finished, " I replied.

 

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You were there, were you John?

 

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