Rant of the day

Feckin hell its SNOWING

 

Careful going out on your imaginary ride then @dilligaf ... you might fall off on an imaginary slippery corner and break your imaginary femur or summat... I’d stay safely inside if I were you! It is a brand new bike after all!!

 

Now the bastard politicians are using nature against us bikers

 

Aren't you the lucky one..... I seem to remember you like riding in the snow, Dragon home trip comes to mind

 

Epic- Four and a half hours for a one hour episode
When will you finish the series

 

My wife keeps rewinding all the bits she’s missed through chatting, answering messages, checking out Facebook, drives me feckin nuts

A wise fella said to me once ‘Don’t watch films with Women, it’ll never end well’

He also said don’t trust men who drink white wine in pubs

So far he’s been spot on in my experience

 

How the fuck do you get to have films on? I mean when she has to watch Countdown, Neighbours, Home and Away, Emmerdale, Coronation Street. I mean thats over 2 hours a day every single bloody day. That doesnt even count piss break pauses (why the fuck cant she go when the adverts are on). Then when playing on after, why do we have to watch all the adverts and not fast forward through?
I dont get to choose whats on TV until 10pm and until i got laid off last week i had to get up at 3:30 each morning my viewing choices are limited to say the least.

 

I get how frustrated you must be, @dilligaf! But from a different "weather perspective". I can't ride my motorcycles primarily because of my damn elbow than COVID-19 but most riders here aren't riding. And I still haven't been able to drive my brand new Mustang Bullitt. And where I live the weather is FECKIN' PERFECT! Every darned day I wake up and look outside and it's sunny, calm, and a beautiful temperature. In fact, I suspect if I did a bit of research on weather patterns, this winter and spring would be the nicest and driest on record.

Well, I am grateful that I can walk again. And the blue sunny skies help my mood---if I don't think about my bikes or car.

 

My wife has conrol of the TV in our house. I'm not bothered if there is something I want to watch I do it on my laptop with earphones on. This way we never argue over the TV or what to watch...... I can get sky, BT sport and all the other streamming services

 

Sad story mate, but good to see you have done her proud....

 

Seems like the country is using this me time to get fit
Can't find free weights, dumbbells or kettlebells anywhere right now.......having to make do with Mrs Visors set from when she was a Personal Trainer (only got girlie ones)

 

Did you have to tie them all together to get a decent weight I do hope they are not pink or we will have to get Mrs Visor to take a sneaky pic of you huffing and puffing with her pink dumbbells

 

Why can’t I book a bleedin’ delivery slot with Asda, it keeps saying ‘We are experiencing technical problems try again later’ by which time all the feckin slots have gone....
And this is for two weeks bloody time FFS

 

All the supermarkets are the same mate. My wife has been trying for days to get a slot in three weeks time with Morrisons....

 

If it’s any consolation (probably not), it’s the same problem here in the Netherlands. I just tried again this morning and every single slot on every single day for the next couple of weeks are all full. I hate having to go to the shop because god knows how much of that virus is waiting to land on me.

 

I reckon its because a lot more people have signed up to that club scheme at Tesco where you pay a small monthly fee but get priority over booking deliveries. Selfish buggers are constantly booking up all the slots!

 

Don't seem to make a difference on Morrisons. My missus has been online shopping for four years and still cannot get a slot.

 

Has she tried just around midnight ?

 

I’m going to try silly o’clock in the morning and see if that makes a difference....

 

Just for you to keep