I'm Not Turning My Telly On Today

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  1. Gladtobebackontwowheels

    Gladtobebackontwowheels Noble Member

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    #1 Gladtobebackontwowheels, Mar 15, 2020
    Cos I'm effin' pissed off with it all !!
    The whole media circus wants taking off air, fucking sensationalising twats, and the BBC is about the worst with their over dramatic phrasing.
    I just keep up to date on the Govt and NHS websites.
     
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  2. Barefeets

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    #2 Barefeets, Mar 15, 2020
    :joy::joy::joy: I didn't even know there was a Budget or that Boris was the prime minister until someone told me last week.
     
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  3. Tiglet

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    #3 Tiglet, Mar 15, 2020
    Boris who,,,,,I thought Harold Macmillan was still prime minister :(
     
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  4. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    #4 steve lovatt, Mar 15, 2020
    Neville Chamberlain you old bugger! :joy::joy:
     
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  5. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    #5 Big Sandy, Mar 15, 2020
    That's cos he's usually referred to by his proper name. Bojo the clown.
     
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  6. learningtofly

    learningtofly He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
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    #6 learningtofly, Mar 15, 2020
    Why - is something going on?
     
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  7. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    #7 GaryM, Mar 15, 2020
    I thought his name was blowjob
     
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  8. Wessa

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    #8 Wessa, Mar 15, 2020
    I’m with you @Gladtobebackontwowheels just a load of shite on the tele right now.,,.,
     
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  9. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    #9 Big Sandy, Mar 15, 2020
    Don't be silly, a blow jobs a good thing. :)
     
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  10. Havit

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    #10 Havit, Mar 15, 2020
    They are going to close down Ireland
    FFS , Now .....do I get the feck out before they do back to orthe UK or sit at home for the duration ....I know where I would rather be
     
  11. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    #11 Tigcraft, Mar 15, 2020
    Best place is in prison!! Keep unwanted guests out (or rapists murderers in) there’s a gym, private hospital, toilet rolls and no lockdown!!
     
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  12. Easy Tiger

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    #12 Easy Tiger, Mar 16, 2020
    I went out last night over to Liverpool, just in case they close the pubs and clubs down this week. :scream: I must admit it was a lot quieter than a normal Saturday night. Made a change getting served in the pubs right away. :D
     
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  13. Steve 998cc

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    #13 Steve 998cc, Mar 16, 2020
    They will be locked up if the staff are ill and can't get into work. If a case gets into a prison it will be rife within a few days and no bog roll.
     
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  14. Wessa

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    #14 Wessa, Mar 16, 2020
    And you know this how ?
     
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  15. johne

    johne Standing on the shoulders of dwarves.

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    #15 johne, Mar 16, 2020
    I'm going for a ride on my bike. Hopefully the roads will be quiet and the camera van operators are all staying home. Well I can dream can't I?
     
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  16. Gladtobebackontwowheels

    Gladtobebackontwowheels Noble Member

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    #16 Gladtobebackontwowheels, Mar 16, 2020
    The thing is, the AVERAGE annual death rate in the UK from seasonal flu is in excess of 10,000 with a similar death rate to SARS-CoV-2 but how many people get their knickers in a twist about that? I'm 56 and have never had a flu jab or taken any precautions but still have never had it. For normally healthy people it's just a nasty couple of weeks or less. As for the panic shoppers - shoot the bastards.
     
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  17. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    #17 Big Sandy, Mar 16, 2020
    Spot on.
     
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