This made me laugh

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  1. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

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    Now that everybody's washing their hands the peanuts down the pub taste different...
     
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  2. Timmy Tucker

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  4. darkman

    darkman Crème de la Crème

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    That's because pubs have been selling cheaper unsalted nuts for ages.
     
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  5. Helmut Visor

    Helmut Visor Only dead fish go with the flow
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  6. Timmy Tucker

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  7. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    The kids will be distraught if coronavirus kills their grandparents.

    That damned Trump has stopped us flying to Disneyland on the inheritance like we promised.
     
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  8. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    The global spread of Coronavirus has been blamed on travellers.

    Should've known the pikeys would be involved
     
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  9. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Just tweeted @tonyblair under hashtags #iraq-war-justified and #new-labour-economic-miracle.

    I think I've got the crony virus.
     
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  10. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Have you ever noticed that all the instruments searching for intelligent life point away from the earth?
     
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  11. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Alleged victim of Alex Salmond tells Edinburgh High Court he "pounced" on her.


    Surely it's "leapt."
     
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  12. stollydriver

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    Fill bathtub with cat litter ..... hey presto..:p
     
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  13. darkman

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  14. Tom Gillam

    Tom Gillam Guest

    Living beyond their means

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  15. Tom Gillam

    Tom Gillam Guest

    Cheers!

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  17. MrOrange

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    Anyone wanna buy 100 Scotch eggs and 150 bite size sausage rolls?



    I misread the headlines and thought everyone was PICNIC buying ......
     
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