Rant of the day

It’s just you
I don’t let wor lass talk

 

Didn't look that way that time I met you and her in the car park in Richmond. She had you on a dog lead and kept jabbing you up the arse with a cattle probe to keep you in line.

 

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Winston Churchill

 

But dogs can’t look up
https://terriblyterrier.com/myths-about-dogs/

 

That’s what we call foreplay

 

what’s wrong with that? the majority of historical perspective has been written from Male outlook. Why not highlight what female perspectives reflect history to look like?

Art is often reviewed from many perspectives...

 

Hope you got your food dude.

 

When I was a kid, we had a teacher who had terrible BO (a woman too) and one day the whole class each brought in a can of deodorant and we all put them on her desk before she arrived for the class.
She walked in and saw them all, then burst into tears and ran out. We never saw her again. Poor woman; kids can be so cruel.

 

Don't spray the bus spray him and tell him he stinks like a thousand arseholes.

 

Give it another week or so and the supermarkets will have staffed up enough and wangled it via increases to their supply chain orders to make money from this crisis. Suddenly they will be able to cope with the twonks who will keep panic buying but those of us who just want a few things for the week ahead will not be left without.

Rationing seems sensible but as far as retailers are concerned a sale is a sale and it's all money in the bank to them.

 

On the subject of supermarkets I was in Tesco this afternoon (still no bog roll ) and there was a bloke walking down an aisle coughing into free space! No tissue, not into his arm, not even a hand over his mouth. Wanker!
Do these f@&king imbeciles not listen to any advice that’s given, or do they just think it’ll never happen to them?
The world in just full of selfish, self centred arseholes!

 

I agree @littleade , wife and I went to our local Morrisons today, similar story of empty shelves. It just does not make any sense

 

Went to do our fortnightly shop today. Saved a lot of money.. Empty shelves everywhere. Couldn't buy more than 2 of anything, should have panic bought, eh? No veg, no fruit, no bread, soap, bog rolls, kitchen towels, tinned stuffs, milk, blah blah. Guy on the till told me they had a delivery at 8am, it got put on the shelves, and it was gone by 9.

Still, we are at the tail end of winter, so the freezer has the stuff we stock up on for the weeks we can't get out, and there's tinned stuffs.

Plus there's plenty venison wandering about

But, it's the sensible ones that pay the price as, always. Not saying I'm sensible like, mind.

 

Yep @freck that is exactly what they think, it won't happen to them. Like you say selfish and self centre twats

 

I wonder how much food will be thrown away, wasted

 

I agree Dave loads will be wasted, that is just the shame of it......

 

I just hope that when all the twats get their milk out of the freezer and defrost it, they keep it too long, get food poisoning and suffer.

 

So at last the supermarkets are starting to restrict the amount that people can buy. Why has it taken them so long to act.

 

I believe Tesco have been doing it for over a week yet they still had no loo roll. A staff member told me they’d restocked the shelves at 6am and it was all gone by 8.
The problem is there’s nothing to stop someone buying their limited allowance then their other half buying another lot, then them leaving the shop, then going back in and buying again. Just unnecessary selfishness.