Corona Virus

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  1. Roger Hinkins

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    #41 Roger Hinkins, Mar 10, 2020
    But squeaky clean arsehole
     
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  2. Old phart phred

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    #42 Old phart phred, Mar 11, 2020
    Ok, tonight my nose is running like a freight train. Sunday bought some reading glasses, you guessed it made in China.
     
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    #43 Old phart phred, Mar 11, 2020
    Who shall I Will the street triple too?
     
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    #44 Old phart phred, Mar 11, 2020
    My company has a 50k life insurance policy on me that the wife doesn't know about (was kinda keeping it secret in case I found a mistress) do you think that would cover the first nights bar bill?
     
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    #45 Old phart phred, Mar 11, 2020
    She has two phones, and I can't keep track of which phone goes with which physco personality, seems to change.
     
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    #46 Old phart phred, Mar 11, 2020
    DD can't do the land thing, hasn't been 10 years since I inherited it, so it goes back to other living brothers or a sister. Wife can't even get her claws on what I inherited, be it the land or the money in this state, as long as I didn't comingle property or money which I haven't. All money spent out of that account must be for me only purchases. Also off limits in divorce proceedings.
     
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    #47 Old phart phred, Mar 11, 2020
    Oh BTW DD, I am truly sick and the pile of snot rags is growing, im guessing 6 onces of snot,
     
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    #48 Vulpes, Mar 11, 2020
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    #49 BonnieCat, Mar 11, 2020
    Puts it into perspective Wim
     
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  10. b_badger

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    #50 b_badger, Mar 11, 2020
    Health Minister has it, sounds like she may have put half the establishment at risk, perhaps they will start taking it seriously now.

    And someone teach her how to wash her hands.
     
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    #51 b_badger, Mar 11, 2020
    COVID19 is only 3 months, graph is already out of date ~270 died yesterday so has now overtaken measles.
     
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    #52 Callumity, Mar 11, 2020
    She’s a former nurse. More likely she has inhaled something in conversation...... or shared nibbles at a reception. That the latter was available defies belief!
    I recall a (true) story that a sample of peanuts on a bar tested by public health researchers contained traces of urine :mask:
     
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  13. dilligaf

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    #53 dilligaf, Mar 11, 2020
    o_OThat was me.....sorry :poop:
     
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    #54 TEZ 217, Mar 11, 2020
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    Ganna be a great excuse for a parliamentary long holiday with full pay,(just like the've been for the last three years with brexit shite) that should contribute to a few duck pond moats/bridges among the robbing barstewards.
    Self isolating in a villa in the Maldives, nice if you can afford it or get it free. o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
     
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    #55 OldNick, Mar 11, 2020
    I think this is hysterical, our health minister has Coronavirus

    honestly you couldn’t make it up - are we living in a real life Carry On film??:joy:
     
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    #56 figwold, Mar 13, 2020
    It’s ok, Boris and Dominic have got it all figured out ...

     
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    #57 Callumity, Mar 13, 2020
    I seriously worry about the influence of St Dominic and the whole mythology of Vote Leave. I suspect he is advancing the cause of behavioural psychologists and calling it ‘science’. I trust the physicians, medical science, far more. The CMO looks like he is defending a committee decision of which he is not really persuaded. Of all the ‘ologies’ only one is a real science - geology!

    If you want to slow down the rate of infection you need to socially isolate. The proper role of the psychology types is to highlight undesired displacement (the pub tv v. At the ground) and mitigation strategies (get Sky to show it free). BUT, funny old thing, the league is imploding anyway.

    Apparently we can’t keep it up long enough. Just put the videos of Italian hospitals and mortuaries on a loop........ 3-4 months partial lockdown looks preferable to that.
     
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