Corona Virus

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  1. Old phart phred

    Old phart phred Noble Member

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    #1 Old phart phred, Mar 8, 2020
    For your eyes only

    The flu virus is not what it seems.

    It's election year in the USA, brexit is going on, and Trump & Boris need a little diversion. This planned diversion has the top secret code name of "Miracle on Rice" to mark the 40th anniversary of "Miracle on Ice". (Google it). So far this diversion has wildly exceeded expectations, and the press and public are blinded. Come November it will majically disappear into the sea of climate change, which also starts about November.

    Many corporate sponsers in the beer and cleaning products industry.

    Oh shit some MIB's are already knocking on my door! Gotta go.
     
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  2. Old phart phred

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    #2 Old phart phred, Mar 8, 2020
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    #3 Old phart phred, Mar 8, 2020
    Selling Fear and Uncertainty may be the oldest con game, if you think about it. Very profitable with little overhead expense or exposure. Common sense, reasonable risk assessment, would require testicles which appear to be in short supply.
     
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  4. MadMrB

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    #4 MadMrB, Mar 8, 2020
    Its sad that there are now so many selfish bastards, who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves. :mad::rolleyes:
     
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  5. Tigcraft

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    #5 Tigcraft, Mar 8, 2020
    Went to a department store last night to get some bog roll and nearly all the shelves were empty, asked the shop assistant and she said panic buying for corona virus! Wtf? Shit rolls for what exactly??
     
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  6. MadMrB

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    #6 MadMrB, Mar 8, 2020
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    #7 Wessa, Mar 8, 2020
    That was the question I was asking myself @Tigcraft . Why bog rolls; wtf are they going to do with them?
     
  8. Steve 998cc

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    #8 Steve 998cc, Mar 8, 2020
    Sick of the news and papers being full of it. there has been clear instructions what to do to help avoid catching it and what to do if you think you might have been in contact with it. I'm sure most of us don't need it ramming down our throats it just encourages idiots to panic buy and cause the shortages for the health services staff and those that have a genuine need.
     
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  9. Wessa

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    #9 Wessa, Mar 8, 2020
    The latest this morning is a prediction of 100,000 deaths in the UK?
     
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  10. Big Sandy

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    #10 Big Sandy, Mar 8, 2020
    All the hype. Same with all the meeeja coverage of brexit.

    Just what are they covering up? "The sheeple are busy panicking over this, they won't notice THIS......"
     
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  11. MadMrB

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    #11 MadMrB, Mar 8, 2020
    Yes... Brexit, Climate Change, Corona...there is going to be a lot of shit that has been burried whilst attention is diverted.
     
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    #12 Callumity, Mar 8, 2020
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  13. Rossco196x

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    #13 Rossco196x, Mar 8, 2020
    I did wonder what was happening with all the bog rolls, next thing for me is to head to KFC and stock up on tomatoe sauce sachets just in case.........

    A friend of mine in China has been on lock down (house arrest) for over 5 weeks now so enjoy your freedom while it lasts.

    I do agree that the media are making a meal out of this and it will make the perfect smoke screen for certain dodgy world leaders to get away with murder
     
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  14. Havit

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    #14 Havit, Mar 9, 2020
    Asda has informed the public that they have just put out a full pallet of bog rolls on the shop floor , so get there fast ......
    They need room in there stock room because the other 6 pallets of bog roll are blocking there aisles
     
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    #15 Dinny, Mar 9, 2020
    I feel the urgent need to panic buy a new Street Triple...............
     
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  16. Old phart phred

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    #16 Old phart phred, Mar 9, 2020
    internal combustion engines kill viruses during the combustion process, my caravan motor does this at a rate of over 700 cubic feet per minute. Electric vehicles cannot perform this function.
     
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  17. Tigcraft

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    #17 Tigcraft, Mar 9, 2020
    I think and I could be wrong............. the bog roll plays a part when us guys have a ‘reading’ moment on the can, as there’s a chance the duration now could be longer during working hours
     
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  18. Roger Hinkins

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    #18 Roger Hinkins, Mar 9, 2020
    Just buy a cheap bottle of vodka to wipe down the door handles, surfaces, bloody site cheaper than alcohol gel on flea bay and there is plenty of it.
     
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  19. Old phart phred

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    #19 Old phart phred, Mar 9, 2020
    SHH Roger, we don't want the shelves emptied of Vodka
     
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  20. b_badger

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    #20 b_badger, Mar 9, 2020
    needs to be 70% Alc. You'd be better off drinking it :)
     
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