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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 10, 2016.

  1. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    This post is a real kick in the balls, when @dilligaf is in work and cannot ride his bike ha ha!
     
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  2. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    Oh my you will have to clean it mate....
     
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  3. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
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    The Governments advice for preventing Covid 19, is wash your hands for as long as it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. for fecks sake!!
     
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  4. MadMrB

    MadMrB Elite Member

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    That's about as helpful as the government advice for Novichok, to wipe off one of the worlds most deadly nerve agents with baby wipes :rolleyes::joy:
     
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  5. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Yeah but what if you can't sing ? :confused:
     
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  6. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

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  7. Steve 998cc

    Steve 998cc Well-Known Member

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    Ignore the t**ts they will find another cause to support soon me I'll stick an extra couple of rashers of bacon and an extra susage in the pan when the t**ts run past my house in the morning
     
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  8. MadMrB

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    https://www.barbneal.com/wp-content/uploads/daffy04.mp3
     
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  9. Old phart phred

    Old phart phred Noble Member

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  10. Old phart phred

    Old phart phred Noble Member

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    oh my dilli it sounds like you could be in the "at risk group" for developing a case of Anal Glaucoma.

    That's the debilitating disease where you can't see your ass going to work. It tends to flare up on nice days.
     
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  11. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
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    Good to hear the government calling the over 60s elderly and vulnerable when it comes to the corona virus. When it comes to state pension we’re young and fit enough to work till we’re 66+.
    Whatever suits!
     
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  12. DCS222

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    The masks for paint shop are a different standard of filter than the viral level ones... so it won’t help them
     
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  13. Dave49

    Dave49 Elite Member

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    I don't agree with you about everything David, but I'm with you on this one. Spot on!
     
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  14. DCS222

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  15. Old phart phred

    Old phart phred Noble Member

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    The N95 rated masks are 95% efficient on particles greater than 3 microns diameter and this is when they are 2/3s plugged up and fully sealed to the face. Viruses are between 0.01 to 3 microns diameter. Have not seen a published diameter for Corona virus. Masks not very effective for the most part.
     
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  16. Old phart phred

    Old phart phred Noble Member

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    Not all over the planet yet, very very few tiny greenhouses around here mate. Love my beef with vegetables. I have 1320 acres of land used in the food production chain. I work in the city to support the land.
     
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  17. Old phart phred

    Old phart phred Noble Member

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    I think somehow there is a units conversion issue here, as my dirt is only 2 square miles. Sunday weather permitting I may ride through a 42,000+ acre Z-Bar ranch. Population maybe 5 and open range (no fences except the perimeter). Will take pics.
     
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  18. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    I cannot understand the mentality of the people that have done this... ffs what must go through their minds, you cannot reason with these people.
     
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  19. Gladtobebackontwowheels

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    If ever there was a case for tracking down these fuckers and kicking them to near death and leaving them a vegetable, this is one! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
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  20. GaleForceEight

    GaleForceEight Noble Member

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    What do you do with vegetables? You plant them. It would save on the cost of medical care thereafter. Pigs also eat waste vegetables.
     
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