Rant of the day

The statement is likely to have come from the American corporation and just copied for GB issue. Does make you wonder why they did not correct the spelling though don’t it?

 

Driving up to Newcastle this morning on the A1M I spot a speed safety camera van. Ok what’s wrong with that I hear you ask? Well if anyone is familiar with this bit of road between junctions 51 and 50 next to the south bound lane runs a road parallel seperated by a high grass verge. The van is on the neighbouring road behind the bank with the cameras on the roof on stalks peaking over the verge. The van isn’t visible from the A1M, oh and 8:30 in the morning too!!

 

i’ve never had a problem remembering which side of the road to drive on....

HOWEVER....

because working in Europe I was always hopping in and out of the line vans, when coming back to this country I would hop into the car, sit for a second, and then get back out and go around to the driver’s side....

 

Heading off to Malta to do some diving.... sat on the aircraft right now waiting for them to tell us to turn our phones off as I type....

 

Enjoy....

 

Devious b@stards, but as they say if your not speeding, nothing to worry about....

 

Driving to work a few weeks back, in a 20 zone I pulled into a parking bay to set my satnav for the final destination. As I pulled out I noticed a copper stood there with a speed gun at 8 in the morning ffs, lucky that I has stopped or he might have had me, fecker

 

They must be on roll at the moment. I come across one at lunch time today in a 30 zone, I think I was ok, will find out in the next couple of weeks I guess...

 

oh yes got the bus from Luqa to Cirkewwa, ferry across to Gozo, now just waiting for the bus up to Qala - and then a short walk home!

 

The same arseholes who rip through at 50 in their planet shagging 4x4s?

 

I honeymooned in Gozo (Marsalforn) but I reckon the buildings have quadrupled since then......and there were virtually no boats moored in the bay. They were all in the tiny harbour.

 

Yorkshire Drivers on motorways.

I drove to the peak District on Friday night in some pretty rough weather, all down the M6. Not once did a make a complaint about the standard of anyone's driving abilities.

Definitely not the same today! Feck me the flap cap wearing whippet shaggin' useless buggers haven't a Scoobie how to drive on a motorway
Swapping lanes at anytime, outside lane to slip road in one easy swerve!!! Sitting in the outside lane at 65 whilst checking their phone.
I didn't stop swearing from J29 of the M1 till I got onto the A66 and away from t'dozy Yorkshire wazzocks

 

So that's what makes them run so fast

 

TV license WTF had to goggle that one, is it 150 per year?

 

Fed up with adverts begging for £3.00 a month to various charities, Then finding out that the charities CEO's award themselves disgusting salaries!!!

 

Yep on the tele every day, makes me angry when you see how much actually gets to the good causes. Fat cat b@stards should be flogged....

 

When a chugger steps in front of me with their hand outstretched it does get my back up
Usually a charity with a similar but not same name to a well known charity and I wonder how much goes to the end beneficiary
There was a week or so in Aylesbury when vision for children or similar were camped out in the high street, when I was at my work computer I looked them up on the charity commission website and see their directors get a nice 6 figure salary, then you look at what other charities they are involved with and there could be another 5 or 6 charities they are also getting a tidy payment from, the young lass that stopped me the next day seemed quite disheartened when I told her this as they were volunteering their time while the directors are taking in hundreds of thousands.
So I have a single charity I will donate to and only that, which is Wycombe hospital scan appeal which have just installed their latest scanner

 

Charity begins at home. I donate to local kids causes my n need ie Someone needs a wheelchair etc.
Live aid. Says it all really so many years on.

 

One feline job ffs! What a quality hotel I stayed in at Alderley Edge last night.