Rant of the day

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 10, 2016.

  1. JerryBB

    JerryBB Noble Member

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    eccentricity we can live with, its those weird fukka's we don't like:worried:
     
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  2. dilligaf

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    Last Duck that I know of trying to ride a motorbike....CRASHED :p

    Sorry couldn’t resist :kissing_heart:
     
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  3. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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  4. MadMrB

    MadMrB Elite Member

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    I see your bike is coming back together nicely Duck...

     
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  5. MadMrB

    MadMrB Elite Member

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    Scary thought :cold_sweat:

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  6. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    No apologies needed duck, they should take them to a wooded shed and stick their old mans in a vice then remove the vice handle, then set fire to the shed and leave them a hacksaw
     
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  7. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    I suppose a blunt hacksaw would be against their human rights, :D
     
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  8. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    As long as the people think being here is a much better way of life for them they will try and get here. They don't give a sh*t about those that they hurt or create harm to. I agree with DD you have to feel for the truck drivers....
     
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  9. Old phart phred

    Old phart phred Noble Member

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    Ok, non political rant here. Wife gets dismissed from the physco ward this afternoon after about a ten day court ordered stay. She says she's out of coffee so a quick run to the store, I get back and she has the Milwaukee sazzall out ready to cut up some furniture but can't figure out how to get the quick change blade inserted. I seem to be running out of options. Should any liberal state it's only furniture, it can be replaced, I will be grateful to send her to you so you can perform your magic transformation miracle. 9 years of this kind of destructive shite!!!

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  10. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    I take it there is absolutely no hope of a cure/control/tamping down of symptoms etc? Duck has a very valid point... if you look at your relationship with this lady, at what point do you draw the line and say enough? When would packing it all in to get a safe, none responsible distance away stop being the worst option in your hands? I’ve no idea how far I would go... my wife has a chronic, increasing disability disease where I will become more and more her carer, but I know if nothing else, I will get reciprocated love... so it’s easy for me.
     
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  11. DCS222

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  12. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    Sorry to drag this back, I'm running behind and catching up...

    The sentence beginning that grinds my gears more than 'so' is.... "Now, listen...." or "listen" on its own. That says the person speaking thinks they're it and you're shit. People who do it to me usually get given advice on sex and travel.

    I do however notice that is mostly politicians that do it.
     
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  13. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    Now then Sandy I am not sure what you're on about.
    Listen to me as I am always right (except when arguing with the mrs) :p

    So, your point was? :joy::joy::joy:
     
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  14. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    @Duckadiledundee throw that bloody mask away! Get a light reacting one, in Lidl at the moment there are ones for about £25, much better. Makes welding easier for you, no ferking about moving the mask back and forth, plus as it's on your head, both hands free for welding.
     
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  15. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    Ffs Billy, when did you get into politics?
     
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  16. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    Now there's a thought .... I have been thinking about a career change ;), as you all know waffling on about a load of old cobblers & changing the subject when questions get difficult are defo my thing :D, vote Billy :party:.

    Just gotta decide which party now, or do I start a new one? :confused::dizzy:
     
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  17. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    There are flash cards that managers use to help them communicate in similar fashion...

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  18. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    @DCS222 where be the card for FODO?

    Or, as I like to put it, FROADO.
     
  19. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    The "all night party?
     
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  20. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest


    Would that be Fuck Right Off And Die-O ? Like might be said in a fairytale or folk song???
     
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