Rant of the day

eccentricity we can live with, its those weird fukka's we don't like

 

Last Duck that I know of trying to ride a motorbike....CRASHED

Sorry couldn’t resist

 

I see your bike is coming back together nicely Duck...

 

Scary thought

 

No apologies needed duck, they should take them to a wooded shed and stick their old mans in a vice then remove the vice handle, then set fire to the shed and leave them a hacksaw

 

I suppose a blunt hacksaw would be against their human rights,

 

As long as the people think being here is a much better way of life for them they will try and get here. They don't give a sh*t about those that they hurt or create harm to. I agree with DD you have to feel for the truck drivers....

 

Ok, non political rant here. Wife gets dismissed from the physco ward this afternoon after about a ten day court ordered stay. She says she's out of coffee so a quick run to the store, I get back and she has the Milwaukee sazzall out ready to cut up some furniture but can't figure out how to get the quick change blade inserted. I seem to be running out of options. Should any liberal state it's only furniture, it can be replaced, I will be grateful to send her to you so you can perform your magic transformation miracle. 9 years of this kind of destructive shite!!!

 

I take it there is absolutely no hope of a cure/control/tamping down of symptoms etc? Duck has a very valid point... if you look at your relationship with this lady, at what point do you draw the line and say enough? When would packing it all in to get a safe, none responsible distance away stop being the worst option in your hands? I’ve no idea how far I would go... my wife has a chronic, increasing disability disease where I will become more and more her carer, but I know if nothing else, I will get reciprocated love... so it’s easy for me.

 

Sorry to drag this back, I'm running behind and catching up...

The sentence beginning that grinds my gears more than 'so' is.... "Now, listen...." or "listen" on its own. That says the person speaking thinks they're it and you're shit. People who do it to me usually get given advice on sex and travel.

I do however notice that is mostly politicians that do it.

 

Now then Sandy I am not sure what you're on about.
Listen to me as I am always right (except when arguing with the mrs)

So, your point was?

 

@Duckadiledundee throw that bloody mask away! Get a light reacting one, in Lidl at the moment there are ones for about £25, much better. Makes welding easier for you, no ferking about moving the mask back and forth, plus as it's on your head, both hands free for welding.

 

Ffs Billy, when did you get into politics?

 

Now there's a thought .... I have been thinking about a career change , as you all know waffling on about a load of old cobblers & changing the subject when questions get difficult are defo my thing , vote Billy .

Just gotta decide which party now, or do I start a new one?

 

There are flash cards that managers use to help them communicate in similar fashion...

 

@DCS222 where be the card for FODO?

Or, as I like to put it, FROADO.

 

The "all night party?

 

Would that be Fuck Right Off And Die-O ? Like might be said in a fairytale or folk song???