This made me laugh

Thank goodness you didn’t break your funny bone!

 

Does this work for motorcycles? Genius!

 

Proof that some caulks are bigger than others

 

And just like that I fell in love.
Tucker

 

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That's for sure, @OsteKuste! Maintaining a sense of humor definitely helps during tough times. Along with my PT and daily morning apple fritter and coffee, getting on the forum and heading to the This Made Me Laugh thread is very therapeutic!

 

That WOULD be genius, @OsteKuste! My motorcycles are sitting out in the garage all sad and forlorn wondering when their owner will be back to take them for a spin. I'm ready to enlist Mr. Sandi and some of our riding buddies to "exercise" my bikes.

 

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Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Cornwall . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too.. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim . Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?' Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?' Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.' ' Yeah, well there's just one thing.' 'What's that?' 'Have you farted yet?' 'No.' 'Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Aberdeen

 

He did and he isn’t guilty of anything that rises to ‘high crimes and misdemeanours’. The Dems have overreached themselves much like Remainers who couldn’t believe, never mind accept, an election result.

If you think Trump is bad you need to have a laugh with Schiff, Pelosi, Feinstein, Schumer & Co.......and I’m no Yank!

 

Point of information......the octane rating of jet fuel is maybe 15?

I demand accuracy and verisimilitude in my jokes.

 

It made me laugh,as in the title of this thread, It's not meant to be serious.

 

NEVER take me seriously

Just hoping to flush out US opinion!

 

Verisimilitude, another word you have added to my limited brain cells, I'm sure you are trying to fry the small amount I have left lol.

 

I had to look Verisimilitude up!