This made me laugh

An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.

The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.

The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.”

My God,” says his mother. “You can speak?”

To which the German boy replies, “Of course.”

"How come you've never spoken before?“ asks his father.

“Well,” says the boy, “up until now, everything has been satisfactory.”

 

Oh my those facial expressions could melt the ice caps. Webster's needs to add gretatude to the dictionary.

 

That's definitely looking at the bright side and seeing the silver lining!

 

I'm not sure whether this made me cry more or laugh more. I snapped this pic from the (relative) safety of my car at a stop light while running errands a couple of days ago. Will I be whacked by a flying pallet or something off that truck? At least I wasn't on a motorcycle! "Mad Max" is alive and well in Tucson.

 

Secured loads seem to somewhat lacking nowadays, one ton truck doesn't look much better.

 

Snort it

 

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Off to the Dragon Rally?

 

I love it.......

 

How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?


Steven.

 

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Yesterday was the start of diarrhoea awareness week.

(runs 'til Friday)

 

No, it's more serious than that! She's stopping his pocket money!

 

Seen in a bar in Amsterdam

 

Some years ago I tried to buy a brand new Audi. The owners son ran the dealership. He was a thoroughly unpleasant young man, completely up his own arse. This particular day he pissed me off even more than usual, so when he asked me if I had any more questions I pondered for a moment and said 'Are the seat covers spunk resistant?' He stormed off into his office and wouldn't come out again! Needless to say, I didn't buy an Audi

 

What carpet?