This made me laugh

Can’t see anything wrong with that picture
Just that it’s Christmasy

 

Christmasy? Is that coz of the Santa hat covering your bellend?

 

Rather than the Christmas turkey?

Edit: or is there a problem with perspective and it was a quail?

Edit 2: This is in reference to the notorious ‘video’ my counsellor is now receiving counselling having also seen it...

 

I do agree with you when it comes to American beers like Bud, Coors, and Miller, @Yorkshireman, but we now have many, many terrific craft breweries here in the U.S. In fact, I was never a beer drinker and started, as I always say, "just at the right time". At the beginning of the craft beer explosion. Arizona alone has over 100 craft breweries.

I'd rather drink water than the "big" beers like Bud Light. In fact, Mr. Sandi bought me a beer one time at a baseball game while I was off getting hot dogs or something. When I came back and tasted it my comment was that it tasted like "beer flavored water".

 

Dear TAG heuer I’m pretty sure that if I end up 500 meters under water, I won’t need a fuckin’ watch anymore.

 

“I love you loads, honey pie.” My wife said earlier. “And I love you tonnes.” I replied. “What, no nickname for me?” She asked, disappointed. Sometimes I swear the fat cow’s going deaf.

 

Love this one too

 

Total Class!!

 

Fcuk - what should I do? Mine works to 1000!!!

Edit: No worries, my mistake it’s actually only rated to 200 metres. I’ll be ok and I’ll still be able to tell when the Archers is about to start (when I’m next 200m beneath the surface).

 

My watch has a helium release valve, but I only have a methane release value, which I don't think will help me at 500m

 

Methane? Are you Alien?!?

 

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