"happy Christmas To All Our Readers"

Yeah merry Christmas everyone
Drink drink drink and be happy

 

From someone who hasn't been at the cooking sherry!

Bah Humbug!

Alright, alright, Merry Christmas all!

 

From the Low Countries a happy X-mas to all.
Don't forget to get boozed up properly!

 

Not to mention Christmas balls all over the tree, and a fat old bloke in a red suit creeping into kiddies bedrooms!

 

Dave & Wendy.
Same back from joe & Tracy and family. Lets hope it's a good one and we all get new motorbikes to play on. And to all the forum members have a great Christmas and new year. Think of me as I am working so is Tracy so we will kiss and cuddle before and after you all sober up.
Happy Christmas And great new year
Joe.

 

Right enough already!

Here is my contribution to the Christmas Spirit!

 

Soon be Easter.

But, yeah, many non denominational seasonal felicitations to y'all.

 

(Outside) "Now then children remember to sing up"
DING DONG !!
"We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas, so you get the idea."
(door opens)
"Hello Children.... ....Just a moment"
(disappears back inside an emerges with a large punch bowl and plates loaded with hot mince pies and lots of glasses)

" That was lovely"
" Would you like some hot mulled wine and some fresh mince pies straight from the oven? I made them myself"

"Ohh - Yes please" (say all the children).

"Ahh, well I'm afraid I can't let you have any of the mulled wine as the law is quite specific on supplying minors with alcohol, and as I put the spices in and warmed it myself it is now classed as homebrew, and therefore I can't let any of the adults drink it either."

(Small child at front speaks up) " Can we have a mince pie then?"

"Sorry, I don't have a hygiene certificate and I'm not registered with the council as a business, so you can't have any of those either I'm afraid."
"Can I ask to see your Public charitable collection permit?........you do have one don't you?

" No we don't have one - but we can get one"

"Well they do take about 3 months to arrive, so you would need to apply in September... or you could go Carol singing in March?"
"Do you have a performance licence as well?
"No",
"Some of these kids look under 13 to me, so under child employment laws ..... that would be illegal"

Actually, as I could hear you from inside my house, and it is after 8pm I better register it as a noise complaint, and tell them you don't have any licences.

"Merry Christmas to you all"

(Closes door)

 

Merry Xmas everybody, I hope you all have the best one ever.

 

Run out of the good meds again Ron?

 

It ain't Christmas until I have heard one Mr Noddy Holder proclaim it is,

Any way all the best to one and all this festive time

 

So I see ......



















Nursey alert! Ask @Dozers Dad to meet you with the big tranquilliser gun so you can sedate Ron & get him back in the segregation wing

 

Cock womble!

 

Here we go again , it is you bad speaking butchers of the Queens English that can't spell you Fecktard!

Just for your damn insolence not only are you going in seg with a dart up your arse , you'll also be getting the 'special' jacket with all the straps , then we gonna let matron use the anal probe on you again!