This made me laugh

I met a flat earther once. You can tell they are a flat earther because like a vegan, they will tell you about it.

Having studied physics I literally laughed in his face. I am normally not that rude, and will tolerate anyone - including those on this forum. Heck if that doesn’t show tolerance, what does?!?

 

And now?

 

Deep Action Gel......
is that some sort of special lube

 

Wooden coat hanger made a great sword, mums heated rollers with clips as grenades and my favourite the hand mixer as a machine gun. Happy happy days

 

Look in the eyes. There’s more emotion in princess Fiona’s, in fact a sharks eyes probably shows more emotion

 

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May the Force be with you in the bath.

 

Knocking the Klingons off ?????

 

oh you know you’re always asking for it... you thexthy beatht!!!

 

"Awesome" happy days indeed

 

I selflessly volunteer to warm those up, most likely with a judicious application of friction.

 

Asking for a friend
Tucker

 

I think I have to agree with DD on this one, actual, low life criminals get away with less of a punishment and they are intent on causing crimes, harm, theft or worse, yes, the riders are definitely complete pr*cks, confiscate their bikes, whack them with big fines and take away their licences for a couple of years but save those prison spaces for those that deserve it more.

 

Riding like that they obviously don’t give a toss about their families or anyone else, so why should we care about what happens to them?