This made me laugh

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Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a great big smile on his face. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so happy for?"
"Well Mike, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me.. tits out to here, Mike. Tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out in the lake, Mike. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike. She couldn't swim!"
The next day Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a even bigger smile on his face. Mike says, "What are you happy about today Pat?"
"Well Mike.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me...tits out to here, Mike. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out in the lake, Mike. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike! She couldn't swim!"
A couple days pass and Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat down there cryin' over his beer. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Mike, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Mike. Tits WAY out to here. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out in the lake, Mike, way WAYYYYYY out... much further than the last two.
I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'It's either screw or swim!'
Welp she pulled down her pants and.....And she had a pecker, Mike! She had this great BIG pecker!!!!! ... And I can't swim Mike! I can't swim!"

 

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Presumably you'd had sex more recently with a male lady then????......

 

Personally I wouldn't know as I am not from Norfolk, I merely live here. However I have seen the results of such alleged activities and, trust me, they are as bad as you might think! Some can't look at you with both eyes.............

 

Its highly likely that there are similar people out in the flatlands they call the Fens, in places like Outwell, Emneth, Wisbech, Wiggenhall St Germans etc.......

 

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You know it's nearly Xmas when there's a Robin sitting in the tree.

 

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Brilliant!