This made me laugh

A horse goes into a bar, orders a beer and looks around to see a donkey sat at a table reading the paper, he strolls over and strikes up a conversation and the donkey invites the horse to join him, well they get chatting and the horse asks the donkey what he does and the donkey tells him he gives kids pleasure rides down on the beach, "how about you" he asks the horse, who tells him he's a thoroughbred with a fair few major wins under his belt, well the evening draws on and at closing time the donkey invites the horse round for a curry one evening to which the horse gladly excepts, they set a date and went their separate ways, in the meantime the donkey feels he needs to do something to up his game so goes shopping for idea's, eventually he spots a large painting of a zebra in a bric or brac shop, buys it and takes it home and hangs it over his lounge fireplace, on the evening the horse comes round for a curry the donkey invites him in and they go to the lounge for a drink, soon the horse asks the story behind the zebra painting to which the donkey says "oh, that's just me when I used to play for Juventus"

 

WOO HOO


guess who I’m gonna vote for

 

Just imagine all the screaming children - scared for life with recurring nightmares...

 

I can't make my mind up which scares the most. I think it's 6...but, 1 and 7, 1 and 7.

 

I want one...

 

The Preparation-H doesn’t seem to be working. Those are quite some grapes Farmer Giles and grown.

 

Awww, look at that sweet Boxer, wanting that bone so badly but being such a good dog.