Quotes You Like, Or Rules To Live By!

"I can resist everything but temptation"

 

It's all shits and giggles til somebody loses an eye.

Or one I seem to be using a lot lately.....

"Wisnae me!"

 

Never trust a man in a suit

 

Colin Chapman - simplify then add lightness

 

All fisherman exaggerate. But like the older we get the better we were, the longer the time from the catch the bigger it was

 

One my dad said to me at 6 one morning when I was coming in...

"It's a terrible thing when the rising generation is retiring when the retiring generation is rising."

 

Wish in one hand, and crap in the other, then see which gets filled the fastest!

 

That is why you fit in so well in this palce

 

Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.

Henry David Theoreau, 1817 - 1862.

 

“The last thing you learn about yourself,is your effect on other people “
William Boyd,can’t remember which book.

 

Found this....

 

I had a tortoise once. Green, it was.

 

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Give it a go ...... What could possibly go wrong!

 

I like this ... a lot!

 

As seen in the flesh in an Airbnb on Oriental Parade, Wellington.

 

Must be a kiwi saying. Always makes me smile

 

Yeah, they gots some forkin big spiders.....