This made me laugh

That's handy.

 

I blame defence cuts....

 

Apparently the Isetta was the first car to do 95mpg (using a small motor from an Iso Moto 200 motorcycle - 236cc single). Is this one converted to be propelled by the recoil of a .50 cal?

Edit: At fist glance I thought the car was an early Fiat 500 so was going with the caption "A rare example of a WWII Italian Troop Carrier". Then I noticed the blue and white propeller logo...

 

Winter transport for @Duckadiledundee

 

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Is this more your style?

 

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Reminds me of a girl at work

 

Really? Where do you work? (He asks sheepishly)...

 

Not so sure how i would rate this at a pub ice cream cone eating contest.

 

It would have all the male judges sitting (maybe with their coats across their laps) for a good five minutes deliberation.

The occasional judge would make a break for the loo cubicles in a peculiar hunched scurrying run - a cold sweat across their brow.

After regaining composure they’d all vote to giver her one.

 

I think I just found my future ex wife...

 

Reminds me of the Kielbasa scene from the Howard Stern film... Private Parts

 

Somebody has a very warped sense of humours....

 

My mate's wife gave him this, bloody cheek!