This made me laugh

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Should read “....but those people told me they’d all melted!”

 

Do you have a black dildo, about 9” long, that I can borrow for an event?

 

We had an actor turn up to one of our conventions who thought it would be funny to get a cheap laugh by doing a mic drop with one of my shure mics. It survived the first one, but at the closing ceremony he THREW the mic onto the stage and it killed the microphone.

The same actor is coming to the Lux event next year, so I want to give him a dildo dressed in a microphone foam to go out on stage with... then I can get a cheap laugh when he realises he has just been trying to talk into a dildo in front of 1200 people.....

I guess I don't find the cost of replacing a £200 microphone as funny as ‘detective douche’ from the Lucifer television series does.

 

Why didn’t I think of this?

 

Can't find it anywhere on line to listen to........even the extremely neutral BBC seem to have a news blackout on it for some reason it's still unavailable
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0353x3g

 

Go onto BBC sounds... Radio 4 the Today program 6/11/19 1hr 34mins in... proper head in the sand outlook and walked straight into the antisemetic Trap...

Maybe it’s me, but I found it hilarious

 

Another of my mottos. And I just try to be helpful by taking the pressure off others.

 

Wow got some issues there @Vulpes