This made me laugh

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  1. GaleForceEight

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    Too many. When you Wing you always get the Wong number.
     
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  3. DCS222

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    @Dozers Dad

    you evil bast’ard... what would make you to want you to wish that upon him? Poor dog... !
     
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    Have you seen Dozersdad and trump in the same room? Just askin!
     
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    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    While I'm certainly not offended, DD, I grew up on a pig farm and they are quite lovely animals! I'm not sure what animal I would dislike enough to do the licking in these circumstances. :rolleyes:
     
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    My son told me that we had a serious leak under the kitchen sink. This is what I found....
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    Here you go.
    Ah knaa ye (repeat)

    Ah knaa ye knaa me (rep)

    Wor kid looks like this [arms wide] (rep)

    Wor kid looks like this [tongue out] (rep)

    Geet fat knacka (rep)

    Wor kids working (rep)

    Arnly fiddle (rep)

    Tattoo me Ma (rep)

    Tattoo me Da (rep)

    Pint in this hand [left hand out] (rep)

    Tab in this hand [right hand out] (rep)

    WOOAAARRGHHH! [all jump]

    Translation
    I know you

    I know you know me

    My brother looks like this (he’s big)

    My brother looks like this (he’s ugly)

    He’s a big fat fellow

    My brother is working

    Only fiddle

    He has a tattoo of my mother on his right arm

    He has a tattoo of my father on his left arm

    He has a pint of beer in his right hand

    He has a cigarette in his left hand

    WOOAAARRGHHH! [all jump]
     
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    Not funny but clever!! IMG-20191028-WA0004.jpg
     
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  15. Cyborgbot

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    Sean/Shaun was hilarious.
     
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    and I’m sharing your bunk room... what’s your point?
     
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    It’s not really free though is it?

    I’ll be continue to pay for a service in the blissful knowledge I am paying for the product and that I am not the product...
     
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