This made me laugh

Premature? For whom?

 

Im not naming any one lets just say Who ever cums First
Tucker

 

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I'm not normally there for the second one

 

Poor desperate people
Im sure if we suddenly lived in a warzone and the countries where they came from were touted as the land of giving then we would do what we thought was the safest for our families to try and get there

Anyway. It didnt make me laugh so back on track

 

You have no idea where they came from, just because that's where the lorry departed.
And please enlighten me as to how you know that they were seeking to enter the country illegally as opposed to being trafficked to work as modern day slaves?
what the fuck have we come to that we are able to laugh at the death of 39 people.
shame on you.

 

yeah 39 less to steal my job,as i sit here without one.

 

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Aliens are observing earth and spot a man leaving his hut on the banks of the Mississippi river and heading out for a days fishing. While he is rowing out, the aliens hear him singing "old man river". They decide to experiment so they beam him up and remove a quarter of his brain before returning him home. The next morning, the man leaves his hut and goes off fishing while singing "old man river". The aliens are fascinated so they beam him back up and remove a further quarter of his brain and return him home. The next morning the man leaves his hut and goes of fishing and singing "old man river " as he rows. The aliens are transfixed and decide to further experiment so they beam him back up and remove his whole brain and return him home again. The next morning, the man leaves his hut and gets into his boat and rows off to go fishing, singing... "ferry across the Mersey"

 

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