Rant of the day

And the weather's turning dogshit on Sunday

 

Just seen a food delivery chap get knocked off his moped, all his fault riding like a knob.

My high street has dozens of these outside the food joints, looks shite and dangerous with them darting in and out, riding on the pavements on their phones accepting jobs whilst riding.

The government needs to crack down on these riders, at best they have a CBT, no theory test, no experience, at worst nothing at all. These riders should not be allowed to earn money unless they are fully trained if not for the general publics safety, their own

Hypocrite alert - my household use Uber Eats, Just Eat and Deliveroo weekly, lazy farking kids who have too much disposable income (mainly out of my pocket) Right rant over, bit peckish now, let's order a delivery, oh and by the way some also deliver booze

 

The guy sounds like a cock DD and shouldn't be allowed to own a dog, I can see how that would p#ss you off, maybe it's him that deserves the kick up the arse though

 

I just had a smirk at you post!

 

Have you heard - Matel the toy maker - is now producing gender neutral dolls. The whole world has gone to hell in a hand cart..

 

Have to agree with you there. The whole world is totally mad. Wish I could time travel back to the 70’s/80’s. Life was much better then and the music was fantastic too

 

As an engineer when you called at a house - you used to get corrected if you called a miss a mrs. Now if you say wife or husband - that can offend as it may be partner. You should see some of the looks you get if you dare talk to children in the houses.

 

Not just toys. LOL!

 

I once had this with a weirmaraner (spelling??) owner who just turned up as my foot made contact with his dog's jaw
My border collie was on a lead and this w4nker went for a run and let his two off. They obviously knew the route and he probably used them as a keep fit target.
The fact that my dog had spit all over his collar bore no fact to him. I told him what I thought and would gladly have taken him on to prove the point.

 

Been there done that.
As a safeguard I registered my firearms with a dealer for safe keeping until I felt the coast was clear and I would advise anyone else to do likewise if in similar situations

 

Prior to storing at a dealer I heard of a tale that prompted me to do it.
A man and wife were in the middle of a divorce situation when it turned sour. She accused the ex of making threats pointing his firearms at her. The police attended, had a chat and then stated they had to protect the public interest by removing his property.
Well, said the husband there might be a problem with that and showed them an empty cabinet and a nicely dated receipt for the contents

Have a good day sir!

 

Nice twist DD

 

i wish this rain would f*ck off, it has ruined my Thursday ride out and I have in-law duty this weekend so chances of getting out on the triples is NIL

 

It’s not looking like it’ll let up much for the next couple of weeks

 

Yes, like you said, DD, that dog only behaves like it does because of the owner. And then that dog's behavior gives boxers a bad name for those that have any sort of run in with it.

 

Can I find teriyaki chicken Yakisoba anywhere in Tokyo! Every Japanese noodle bar in the uk has it! Has it all been exported???

 

Just go find some fish and chips mate; proper food....

 

Fish! Steve but not as we know it !

You’ll notice the chip’s in the side of the bowl!

 

So I thought I’d play it safe last night and went out for a bit of beef!

 

Ooh my choice would be one of the four stomachs. It looks so appetizing. Just kidding.
There are some amazing beef tepanyaki places there. There’s a guy on YouTube who goes to them and films the cooking. It looks amazing but the dishes are hugely expensive.