This made me laugh

As a Norwegian I ask you this:
Do you know the difference between a Norwegian and a kayak?
The kayak will sometimes tip.

 

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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

 

Oh that’s funny

 

Sat waiting to go in to see Father Dougal



Should be laughing for the next couple of hours

 

Or because she forgot to wear a skirt/trousers

 

Only in Norfolk, I swear!!! I went to the petrol station to get some some chocolate and as I walked into the garage, I noticed these 2 police officers that were watching a woman smoking while putting in her petrol.. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the cops standing RIGHT there.. Anyway, I minded my own business and went in to get what I needed to get.... As I was paying I heard someone screaming!! Omg !!!, I’m talking violent death screams!! I looked up and saw the woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! I ran out the door, the cops had the woman on the ground putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car.. I was thinking, arrested?? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a police car?? Being the nosey person I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for.. The guy looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM IN PUBLIC!"

 

Meeeehhh.

£16.50 a ticket and he was gone in an hour !!! Wasn't that funny either. Act was disjointed, no real flow to it.
I know it was a practice/preview night, but last one I went to was Sean Lock and he did over 2.5 hours !!!

Disappointed.

 

Harley Davidson are now giving a free dog with all bikes sold.

So you don't have to walk home alone !!!!

 

Cool! Looks like you get a free dog with a Triumph, too. H-D probably copied Triumph on that "gift with purchase" marketing campaign. This little guy does need a Rocker jacket, though.

 

At least he has enough power to lift a leg.

 

Who is Ron, I certainly don't want to be normal. Hope tomorrow is a better day!