This made me laugh

The sexual urge of the camel
Is greater than anyone thinks
This is why one dark night in the desert
He tried to bugger the sphinx
But the Sphinx's anal passage
Was blocked by the sands of the Nile
Hence the hump on the back of the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile

 

I'm missing the last 5 or 6 pages of this thread, just blank!
Anyone else?
@MrOrange

 

Yes

 

Back to page 796. It's happened a few times on this thread now. Either the jokes are terrible, or the server has zero sense of humour.

 

Rant has gone the same way.

 

No sense of humour it is then.....

 

Have we lost a frequent contributor?

 

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Advertising versus reality...

 

French Lion?!?

It would runaway!

 

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The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply.
So, they brought the cow over from Scotland .
It was absolutely wonderful,
It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows,
So they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but
Whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,
The cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried,
The cow would move away from the bull,
And he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to
The Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and
Ask his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this
Before asking,
"Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned
That they had brought the cow over from Scotland .
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow from Scotland ?
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye:
"My wife's from Scotland!!!"

 

Woman joins search party and doesn't realise it's her they're looking for.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...se-tour-groups-description-missing-woman.html

 

Beat me to it DD.
I pick. B. A feckin massive monkey.

 

Or borrow the monkeys stick to tie a white flag too