Rant of the day

Feckin bank holiday Monday
Just finished our fence with forest green wood paint
But wor lass gave me a hand after she’d been to the shops and got me a bottle of Jack Daniels and a slab of beer
I Feckin love wor lass
Of course now that means.....
......BEER OCLOCK

 

By she sure looks after you mate!

 

Jeez! I come back from 4 days away for work and want to get on and change my chain and sprockets and mine wants me to go to the garden centre, supermarket and go over the bills! Shit!! Ps they’re putting up the Xmas decorations in the garden centre FFS!!

 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/25/teenage-boys-pictured-trashing-d-day-memorial-site-10628178/amp/
This REALLY boils my pi$$

 

I hope the authorities will find out who they are and convict these little bastards to work for the city government as assistant gardeners for 6 months. Then they will learn what it means to plant flower borders and shrubs or to maintain public parks!

 

6 months in winter and bad weather like a a lot of our service personnel who died so these young twats can live free lives.

 

Hopefully thier parents will give them some sort of severe punishment..most likely they won't be allowed to play on their playstation for a night

 

I’m guessing that it’s possible that the parents really don’t give a shit either - so long as nothing interrupts their Corrie, Eastenders and reality TV binges...

Letting their kids go feral is an easy option.

Maybe people should have to pass an exam before they unleash these scumbags on the earth, wasting perfectly good air and police time.

 

Yep, I always wonder at the fact that we have to have a license to drive, fish, have a dog, practice professionally, carry a gun (well, unless you live in my neck of the woods). But NOT to have children!! WTF! And I chose school psychology as my profession 25 years ago. What the.....?

 

Yep, I actually went through the concealed carry class and got a concealed carry permit a few years back. Now there's no requirement for any of that.

 

Hey, DD, I'm the psychologist around these here parts! I think you're practicing psychology without a license. That said, you are probably right about the permit.

 

I like enthusiastic amateurs

 

By "enthusiastic amateurs", are you referring to DD or to me, Cyborgbot?!

 

Ok. Thanks for being my wingman, DD! Please just don't tell the folks at my new workplace that the letters behind my name and my doctoral degree are, as our acting (no pun intended) president might phrase it, "fake news".

 

Oh dear I’m in a lot of trouble here if I’m not careful!

Is that an XOR function or a plain OR Boolean algebraic logical function?

 

Well, since you are a psychologist, DD, I figured you knew all about confidentiality.

 

Ok, I am too far into my Botanist martini to know what the feck you're talking about, Cyborgbot! Those things weren't covered in my doctoral program, I'm afraid.

 

See "What you drinking tonight?" for martini photo. But the photo was taken before I was "too far" into the martini. Sigh....... Hey, is there such a thing as being too far into a martini??

 

Oh yeah, that pedestrian, run-of-the-mill story. Glad you're not going to share the really exciting and crazy stories, DD! Yep, you're a brilliant wingman.

 

Doctors with guns, even more reasons to stay away from them.