This made me laugh

,

 

With the purpose of maintaining balance about all stupid political figures, I did a search for ‘comic spoof barnier junker’ but I spelt Barnier wrong and got some weird search results.

This was one of them:



Oddly it does seem mildly appropriate.

 

You’re about to get something similar aren’t you?

 

I'd do 46.88 percent of it.

 

Is he?!?

 

Only cus there in her tummy lol.

 

.

 

A wealthy Arab Sheikh was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose:

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman in appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, 5 carats of diamonds, and $50,000 dollars.

A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.

The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate more of his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Black Magic chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before.

He phoned the Arab and asked him. "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another BMW, diamonds and money ... but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates."

To this the Arab replied. "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins.

 

.

 

I'm gonna sign up for the Coldstream Guards.

 

That’s odd, etiquette states they should only wear that kit at formal regimental dinners and NOT on parade...

 

I think I can see her bear skin???