This made me laugh

My missus just gave me this
On offer at Sky, only £10

 

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Probably to divert attention away from the lady toy on the table!!!!!

 

I hope it’s a lady toy...

 

Too tall me thinks....

 

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Bit strong but still funny

 

What you clean up those dead badgers?

 

Hmmm, nope

 

Woodland rave

 

If there are only 250 people doing the job you can’t be a first responder. Maybe an accident investigation operative?

 

As I said, dead badger cleaner, that’s why you see so many around, the cleaners are all on holiday

 

I must be as thick as S*£# because no I didn’t see what you did

 

No.....explanation required

 

Well whatever it is fourbears, I take my hat off to you sir

 

As previous statement........ thick as s£&*

 

Ain't it great how we resolve things quickly on this forum:

Someone posts and others understand/agree others are dumbfounded but things are quickly cleared up and consensus of a sort prevails!!!!!

Should this forum be the Brexit negotiating team?

And maybe the same for Donald's Purchase of Greenland

 

You clearly haven’t read ALL the threads. We have the ability on occasion to have five opinions on a binary question.

Try the Brexit Thread for a laugh...

Blooded and black eyed, we at best could be described as being in a violent truce.