This made me laugh

Worked with a guy years ago who came to work one morning with his hair all fluffy whereas it was usually flat, asking what he'd used he said his mum had bought a bottle of vof, turned out to be V05,

 

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And just like that, I was into kayaking.

 

As a kid we would run over a couple of rattlesnakes a week. Pull in the clutch, rev it up and release as you passed over it, and launch it. Bonus points if it landed on your buddy following you. Same with cow "pies" LoL

 

I used to work with a guy who thought 7UP was actually called Zup.
Cue much pi$$ taking!

 

Yeah, when we were kids we’d go Womble hunting and shoot Wild Haggis.

 

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Could someone explain this one?

I thought people just pissed on the floor in Wetherspoons...

 

Hey! Waz zup?

 

Do you know why they call the Camel the ship of the desert? Because it's full of Muslim semen!

 

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Decision, decisions, decisions. Wife in burkas or camel???. Could be a good start!

 

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