This made me laugh

Not me,never in a million years would I vote Tory, I'm an ex coal miner so it's totally against my principles, I was always a labour supporter but I can't stand them since Blair was leader.

 

They do loads of procedures with the heart still pumping

 

Ooh, that’s good. I’m from Blackpool

 

I'm sayyin nuffink. I'm from bermgimum.

 

Please tell me it’s not only me that’s seeing this!

 

No!

The easy ones... A mechanic might tune the engine with it running too but neither would try it with a full valve replacement - it would get terribly messy - albeit not for very long...

 

Looks like someone pooing into a cocktail glass... what is your viewing history like for the ad-spies to serve you that?!?

 

I thought someone was using a trumpet to blow cocaine up their arse !!!

I should never do a Rorschach test

 

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