This made me laugh

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. Cyborgbot

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    #13041 Cyborgbot, Jul 12, 2019
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    I think you will find idiot Labour MP's get the same pensions as the Bastid Tory ones (and dumb Liberal, Green and 'Others'), and Labour were first to start the raids on pensions. Maybe I'm wrong - it doesn't matter - there will be something awful you can point at any party.

    I'm not affiliated to any political group - just happy to show hypocrisy wherever it appears. Which unfortunately is all the time.

    I work with civil servants - but only as an industry 'partner'. To put it in perspective, even after the pension raid you have suffered, you will at least be able to eat. Try being a pleb in industry - the pension's are pants.
     
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  2. Sprinter

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    I thought all they had to do was put there 4rse on a seat one time to qualify for the pension, mean while...
     
  3. Dave C

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    They are no less of a drain of taxpayers money than the thousands of social leaches in this country :mad:
     
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  4. DCS222

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    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

    The Lixolotapuss
     
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  5. Dave C

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    Thanks DC for getting the thread back on track :p
     
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  6. David Cooper

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    #13046 David Cooper, Jul 12, 2019
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    Just to be fair It was the Tory Government that upped my pension, but I'm not biased too any political party, I just hate all of the two faced, money grabbing, self centered, greedy inbred bastids of all political parties, I am 65 next month with a lousy job that I have done for twenty long years and hate with a passion, and because of these cnuts, I have another 12 months of pure hell to put up with, rant over,updates may follow,
     
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  7. Sprinter

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  8. Cyborgbot

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    I had to read that several times. Progressively slower and slower.

    Eventually - I got it! Thank you!
     
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  9. Eldon

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    I'm sure you are not on your own with your thoughts and sentiments.
    Couldnt you go down to reduced hours?
    You know like to stick them in the eye and get some satisfaction from paying less in and having more time to do what you want to do.

    Dont forget;
    They only have as much control over your life as you give them!!!
     
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  10. Dave C

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  11. David Cooper

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    Less hours less pay. gotta Rocket to run.
     
  12. Eldon

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    Life is full of opportunities....... Buy a scooter and you could afford to retire now :joy:
     
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  13. David Cooper

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    I'd rather work till I dropped dead.
     
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  14. Flay

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    And you could be a Prosecco drinker too
     
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  15. Havit

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  16. DCS222

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    What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
    Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your whole week!
     
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  17. Sandi T

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  18. thebiglad

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  19. DCS222

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    Did you hear about the archaeologist who found a used tampon in his dig... he couldn’t tell which period it was from.
     
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  20. Timmy Tucker

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    Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.
    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
    After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
    It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
     
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