What you drinking tonight?

I'll help you out Ron ........Oh look the Carling Squirrel!

 

So good I just used it again on another thread

 

Not me! I didn't--and wouldn't. Besides I was.........SQUIRREL!!!!

 

Now that is not nice DD , you suggesting because I enjoyed a Pink Gin or 10 over the weekend that I am a Bender or Limp Wristed Homo , now as one who is completely secure in ones sexuality , I must ask if it is not the ones that throw the insults & accusations around that are those less secure, perhaps even curious eh DD?

I am sure if we had a qualified shrink's opinion it might help, pity we don't have one, or do we?

 

You would like to be in the leathers ya pervert!

 

That's ya genuine Hi-Viz camo jacket as worn by the Irish Army!

 

Ah shudup ya feckwit, go back to cleaning DD's toilet

 

Well, then, you'd probably fit right in here in southern Arizona! Although we locals typically put our jalapeños in burritos rather than cocktails.

 

Well, I'm a qualified shrink but I only work with kids and their teachers and families. On second thought, maybe I am in the right place.

That said, I'm not about to render a professional opinion in this venue! Although I'm always happy and ready to render unprofessional opinions about things unrelated to psychology.

 

Nuff said Sandi , I can read between the lines there, just as I thought DD is most probably harbouring homosexual thoughts & attacking me is his way of trying to hide them.

 

I think providing a tie breaker for that particular question could be misconstrued as rendering a professional opinion, Ron. No can do. I'm sure there are many others here that would love to provide the tie breaking vote. Well, maybe I shouldn't use the word "vote" so soon after the election, hmm?

 

Oh no, I just went totally down the rabbit hole. I thought it would be great fun to do a little research on the subject of purse vs. handbag. Check this out. Read it and weep. Or curse. Or just stick to your original satchel opinions.

https://ask.metafilter.com/92322/Difference-between-a-bag-and-a-purse

Note that my research was on the purse part, not the tw*t part, of Ron's question and really doesn't have much to do with Billy himself.

 

Ok, back to the thread theme...as well as the Hendrick's theme.

Tonight's selection is a Hendrick's & Vya martini--shaken not stirred--with hand stuffed (by me) blue cheese olives. Vegetables AND dairy! Those are rosemary & sea salt marcona almonds on the side.

 

Old swillwaukee's in a can, accompanied, by a Claussen garlic dill pickle spear, followed by a jalapeno stuffed olive, a garlic stuffed olive, and maybe some horseradish cheese all from the harvest gold ice cold refrigerator in the garage. Bonus with leftover pickle and olive juice it makes a great bourbon chaser!

 

I can’t believe someone spent so many words to explain that, simple way, Handbag is what you place purse in, and @Ron Ashurst is the definition of a Tw@t!

 

You'll not find a bigger, more badly behaved bunch of kids, than on here Sandi

 

Does that make me Billy no mates?

 

How about a Guinness & Jalapeno shandy with a couple of picked eggs on cocktail sticks, this is called a Manc Martini!

 

So, it turns out I can't be trusted with beer . Stiff Upper Lip, Proper Job, Jet Pilot and some other stuff make for a good evenings entertainment

 

Just a few nice cold Peronis tonight with a few friends before the big day tomorrow.
Don’t want to be too hammered walking down the aisle

 

You'll get hammered tomorrow as life as you know will cease to exist. Recall this scene in Finding Nemo with the seagulls = wife me,me,me,me,me your not me, your just you.

 

A Nice G&T (Hendricks and Fever Tree) to start the weekend.

 

Ya know when it's Friday and you can't be arsed. Sat here with all these jobs in my head, need to do xyz etc. but somehow it ain't happening.