No win, no expenses! I remember the Bad Billy Racing scandal where you blew the sponsorship money at Madame Sins pleasure palace! Ron has photos for the dirty part of the campaign!
Yep! Now stop ya whinging and start with the serious sucking up and false promises, not to mention baby kissing, bad dancing in public, declaring everything bad said about you as false news .... oh! and don't forget to promise to deliver Brexit without penalties the day after your elected! You should be more like Rocky Balboa when he was given an unlikely shot at the title in the completely unbelievable original Rocky film, so go run up some steps & punch some meat (not to be confused with beating the meat ), just try & speak a little more clearly than Sly Stallone!
Wow Ron You had to just go too far didn't ya Ron , you can lie as much as ya want , it's politics after all , but the self praise following a blatant lie is too much , feck it I am leaning towards DD again now!
Well, now we see the true colours (correct spelling Ron) coming through , you win nothing by default you feckwit . You now have 6 days to try a persuade me & many others you are worthy of our vote, don't hold ya breath waiting for it though, DD's policy of saying very little & letting his motormouth opponent (you fecktard!) bury himself seems to be working!
IMPORTANT UPDATE! Due to Forum voter apathy (and I am bored with it now ), I will end this vote early (tomorrow), so rush (or change if you wish to) your votes through today! I have also added another candidate ... Rick Astley @Vulpes suggestion seems he might be a better candidate ... I mean some people are voting for Boris FFS!
Hush now, my little Yankee Doodle Dandy, it's all too late, you had you 15 minutes of fame, you showed your real side to the world & it was dammed ugly, even with make-up!
Bit late to the party here boys sorry. Unfortunately I can see that the nice Mr Hunt has no votes. So in keeping with true British tradition I feel I must cast a vote for him being an under dog. Don't think either of the other candidates will miss my vote.
Done mate. But I give you fair warning, if dozers dad offers me more, then you will have been ( done ).