@ron Ashurst Or @dozers Dad - Leadship Poll

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Bad Billy, Jun 27, 2019.

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  1. Ron Ashurst

    11 vote(s)
    35.5%
  2. Dozers Dad

    13 vote(s)
    41.9%
  3. Boris Johnson

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  4. Jeremy Hunt

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  5. Rick Astley

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  1. Bad Billy

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    Well it's got to be more interesting than Boris the Buffoon vs Hunt the c@nt! :rolleyes::zzz:

    Let @Ron Ashurst & @Dozers Dad post their manifesto in answer to this thread, and once you have read them (and not before) cast your vote. :cold_sweat:
     
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  2. dilligaf

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    :grinning: Ya got my vote :grinning:
     
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  3. Bad Billy

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    o_O Now hold on a minute here Ron, putting me in charge of transportation including road repair :eek:, have you any idea how fecking bad UK roads are? :mad: Feck that, I would be working 24/7! :cold_sweat: I want one of them other nice posh jobs that does not require any real work with associated benefits :cool: ... oh! and an expense account, and free racing. :D
     
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  4. freck

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    Mine too, not least because I get a job again
     
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  5. Bad Billy

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    FFS Dilli ... :mad: you can't vote until DD's manifesto is published! Waste of time giving you an instruction ain't it? :rolleyes:

    Let @Ron Ashurst & @Dozers Dad post their manifesto in answer to this thread, and once you have read them (and not before) cast your vote. :cold_sweat:
     
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  6. Bad Billy

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    I didn't realise @Dozers Dad went to church, let alone knew the Bishop! :joy:
     
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  7. dilligaf

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    I haven’t voted yet ya eejit :mad:
    But JEZ better have a good manifesto to better Rons pitch :p
     
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  8. Bad Billy

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    Wow as if by magic ... a Rocket 3 alongside free JD appears in the bribery list .. sorry manifesto! :D
     
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  9. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    :mad: Hey :mad:
    Keep out of it YOU :mad:
     
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  10. Bad Billy

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    That's OK then, I just tell @joe mc donald to fix the roads then? :relieved:
    The speed limits will be reviewed don't you worry about that, but bollox to the Autbahn apart from that's where all the trucks/caravans go, along with all cars and Harley's :poop:, any road deemed twisty is only allowed to have motorcycles on when it is dry and sunny :sun:, all other vehicles banned. :p
     
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  11. Bad Billy

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    Wow Ron, your choice in tee shirt is swaying me now mate!
     
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  12. Bad Billy

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    It's a bit boring waiting for @Dozers Dad to turn up with his manifesto :zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz::zzz:

    :idea::idea: I'll watch this while I am waiting :rolleyes::rolleyes:

     
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    #14 Bad Billy, Jun 27, 2019
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    That's a shame DD, as you edit (above) showed you was starting to show a real aptitude for what is required to get votes!
     
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  15. Bad Billy

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    What about your private life then DD? are you going all 'Boris' on us?

    I got Madame Sins bestest ladyboy on standby to lift the lid on your visits to the establishment .... :eek:;):D
     
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  16. Bad Billy

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    Well Ron, it looks like you may well win by default as DD won't (read can't be arsed) publish his manifesto :rolleyes:, and surely the other 2 candidates won't get any votes on here? :eek:
     
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  17. dilligaf

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    You could have a goose in the poll :)
    Then it could be proper gander :p
     
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  18. Bad Billy

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    I'd be a lot happier with your current job Jez :D
     
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    Don't mention 'Goose' in front of Ron, you saw what happened to Trump ...:eek:
     
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  20. Bad Billy

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    Nor is that of PM apparently :rolleyes:
    What's the real reason you won't go up against Ron?
    1. You can't be arsed to write a manifesto
    2. You think if you win it will be more work
    3. You think if you lose it will be more work, as Ron will put you in charge of something
    4. You are genuinely frightened that Ron will beat you & start making you spell 'merican (or wrong as we call it)
    5. All of the above
    The Forum waits with bated breath to cast its votes, Ron thinks he can kick your arse in the campaign, surely you aren't gonna let a yank win by default, or are you as some of us suspected all along actually really a CESM? :eek:
     
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