This made me laugh

I actually posted a question on the ask the seller link what shipping would be for nothing to the US. Got a reply from the seller thanking me for a chuckle and they explained they shut down their eBay store due to crap dealings with eBay.

 

Naked bike..

 

Sorry to be distracted, but that material is quite something... elastic, malleable and incredibly strong. Is it make from spiders silk? I am not aware of anything that can be as thin and yet resist the immense forces acting against it...

 

Doesn't need to - she has co-located duplex airbags. She'd never hit her face if she fell forwards!

 

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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?'

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention! For example,

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much.

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours

 

When you’re in the shower and think you can hear the sound of your bike

 

Aaahhhh....it's a fricken zombie