This made me laugh

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The Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Erection with his Wife and she was getting frustrated.

The Doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination said he wanted to check with the Wife.

He took Her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe.

Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.

She did as instructed.

He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough..??

Finally he said,

"OK, good. You can get dressed now and I will go talk to your Husband."

The Doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the Husband,

"Well Bill, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you. Cos, I couldn't get an Erection either."

 

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A group of pensioners were sitting around in their nursing home comparing notes regarding their various ailments.
One said "My hands are so shaky, I cant lift this cup up"
Another said "My cataracts are so bad I cant hardly see to pour my coffee"
Another said "I cant turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck"
Another said "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy, I cant stand up"
Another said "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old"
Another said " Yes but its not all bad, we should be thankful that we can all still drive"

 

Taken off fb...

 

I’m thinking with something like that around last thing I’d waste time on would be watching a movie. May want to make a few.....