This made me laugh

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  1. Cyborgbot

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    #12221 Cyborgbot, Jun 5, 2019
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    You git! :neutral:

    I was doing that with my kids either side of me. Definitely was not expecting what options I saw. Am now worried about what sodding advertisers will now be offering based on my ‘viewing’ history.
     
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  2. Tiglet

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    #12222 Tiglet, Jun 5, 2019
    Put one of those glass ornaments on the coffee table as a conversation piece for when the mother in law pops round :laughing:
     
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  3. MrOrange

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    #12223 MrOrange, Jun 5, 2019
    Yeah, then she says 'oh, just like the one I've got' !!!!!

    :eek::p
     
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  4. Tiglet

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    #12224 Tiglet, Jun 5, 2019
    Only BIGGER :laughing:
     
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  6. Havit

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    #12226 Havit, Jun 6, 2019
    An elderly woman, well into her eighties, slowly entered the front door of a 'Sex Shop'.

    Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbled the few feet across to the counter.

    Finally grabbing the counter for support, and s-tut-ter- ing, she asked the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dilllldooos?"

    The clerk, (trying hard not to laugh), politely replied, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models. . ."

    The old woman then asked: "Doooo youuuu carry aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk ... aaand rrunns on bbaatteries?"

    Trying not to laugh, and with a little smile creeping around his mouth, the clerk responded, "Yes, yes we do."

    She stammered, "Dddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff?"
     
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  7. Havit

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    #12227 Havit, Jun 6, 2019
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    #12228 Havit, Jun 6, 2019
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    #12231 Havit, Jun 6, 2019
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  17. DCS222

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    #12237 DCS222, Jun 6, 2019
    Having the tt in the search makes a difference... I didn’t know what you were going on about first time round!!!
     
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