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Thought long and hard about posting this....

What key can open any door?

A pikey.

 

Oh-oh.

Thought that was just me.....

 

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You might like this Big Sandy
https://www.moteefe.com/sgt-oddball-89898

 

Hmmmm... Guess what I just bought

Thanks for the link!

 

Adorable. Wonder what he/she thought of that ?

 

Awww nice dog. Not a mongrel, must be pure bread.

 

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A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents.
A biker jumps off his Triumph, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter, addressing the Triumph rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Triumph rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a British Army veteran, a Conservative and I voted for Brexit”. The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: UK VETERAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH.
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.