Nudger & The I O M

It's not quite a Banksy, but at least it's 'partially' written in English and not using a crayon.

A note to the inmates from the colonies, don't panic if you can't understand the note - us UK Southerners can't either...

Seriously though - looks like you are having an amazing time Dilli! Good one

Edit: I went back and looked at the photo - the ONLY English word there is 'and'!

'Woz ere' could be attributed to the American graffiti 'Kilroy Woz ere' and Chad - so maybe some of the colonies have a better understanding than us Nancy Southern UK gits.

As for 'Wor Lass' - er, did I pronounce that correctly? Please tell me, I am trying to learn... I haven't a clue. A bit of internet research (yes, ok, I am that bored) identified the Gordie Dictionary that states:

W. Wor: Our - Wor lass means our misses, when a chap is referring to his wife. Wor is the Anglo Saxon word oor meaning Our, the 'W' has crept into speech naturally.

Oh FCUK - I think I ought to swap to the 'What are you drinking tonight' thread and I'll tell you about it in the morning.

 

It’s Friday and our last day
It’s pissing down and Feckin freezing
So I’m leaving NUDGER and we’re going out in my nephews car
We’re having a family get together tonight for an Indian should be 7 of us

 

Feckin weather
Storm Hannah arrives at the IOM in the morning as we’re going to the ferry
Then she follows us back to Heysham
Then keeps us company all the way back to Washington

Feckin BITCH

 

Don’t worry mate I’ve had my share

 

Weather warning from steam packet
We have to phone 6.30am to make sure that they’re sailing
Not the end of the world if it’s cancelled because I have a choice of 3 places we can stay
But would rather get back like we planned

 

Bloody Feckin hell
Got up 5.30am all togged up and NUDGER loaded ready to go and of course good old shitty British weather strikes again.....FERRY CANCELLED
Gotta phone later and see if we can get on the one to Liverpool
If not it’ll probably be tomorrow

 

Winters coming

 

They’ve managed to get me on the ferry for tomorrow....24hr delay
Inconvenience but I can live with that