Caption Competition

Tiglet!

(The tank being a Tiger)

 

Now keep me out of this

 

Go on then call me a pussy now

 

I love a pussy sat on my cannon!

 

"Say ginger again"

 

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

 

That's Quackers

 

Trunkated Bill ?

 

Zoologists today announced the discovery of a third discrete and biologically unique type of elephant. African elephants are known to have larger ears than their Indian cousins and this helps differentiate the two species - as this breed of elephants’ ears vary markedly between specimens, the zoologists have struggled to visually classify the newly identified elephant from both the African and Indian varieties, as they were unable to use the size of its ears as a marker.

After much study and debate, an observant zoologist noticed that the new elephants’ tail is marginally longer and has a slightly bigger bushy thing on the end that it waves about...

 

Maybe it is just pulling a duckface like a tempestuous and moody teenager and we should back off and give it some space?

 

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If I just had opposable thumbs, zen things would be different!

 

The Citizens Advice Bureau were a waste of space. I’ll teach that bastard Veterinarian to cut off my bollocks!

 

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When I said I wanted a German helmet, this wasn't quite what I had in mind.....

 

If it up to me? You won that one @Cyborgbot So what you going to post?

 

!!!

I thought the runners up posted stuff?!?

Not sure I can beat either of the earlier photo examples.

 

Hilarious DD!

This has gotta be the "5 life stages of a Northern Man"?

I'll go and hide now wearing a tin helmet as there will be quite a lot of inbound 'flaming' going on soon...

 

Just keeping the pot boiling

 

I've gotta be stage four then
(that's from left to right lol ) - just waiting for @Dozers Dad to comment