This made me laugh

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Who's sucking on one of these then?

 

Ha, ha. I was behind a van recently and the driver was obviously on one of those but there was so much vapour coming out I thought his turbo had blown up.

 

It's funny, and true!
The amount of 'culinary compromised' children being pushed around the Disney World parks in Orlando in oversized buggies was ridiculous! And we're not talking under 3's here. I think the oldest I saw would have been about 10.

Or even grow children sitting in the tesco trolley here, because they can't be bothered walking or not glued to their phone.

Anyway, on a holiday theme:

 

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married'.
Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
' Good,' she replied, 'Get your own damn blanket!'


After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End.

 

Seen/read before several times, but it never gets old !!!!

 

yes it does

 

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Great expectations.

 

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Just about sums it up☠️☠️