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You’d have to do his pre race “routine” tho, stretch down to touch your toes, grip the foot peg whilst saying a little prayer, then as you exit the pits do the front and rear trouser adjustment thingy, guaranteed top lap times.

 

That brought tears to my eyes

 

Nothing worse than a nutt cracker on a hairpin

 

Get the missis, it’s impossible for man to read instructions

 

I purchased a new plug and play smart tv. It didn’t work, I was ready to go back to supplier and throw it at them.
My wife has a look and says, you haven’t removed the plastic from the remote batteries........c*£+

 

Lovely picture though!

 

Don’t you have any 5 year olds in the family, they would sort any tech problems out whilst your thinking about it

 

Maybe if you took the panniers off the bike, you'd get better times ???

 

Your not far off the leading guys Billy,looks like it will be a hard fought series, better that than racing against a bunch of pansies though!
Will you be able to use your camera during races?

 

Crikey Jez don’t complicate things for him with all this talk of 1080p,,30fps,,,60fps

 

Surprised it worked at all.

I wonder how many times he tried to get the battery in the right way round

 

Yep you’re definitely a TWAT

 

I thought I was reading the Brexit thread with the abuse on here

 

Thought I was the twat? Now DD is? i'm hurt

 

actually think he forgot who posted what..... but he is getting old bless him. I'll up his meds

 

There you go again with that "J" word, tut tut

 

But we need to keep them doing job stuff to keep us pensioners in the life style that we are accustom too. I’ll get my coat......

 

Mewling quim?

 

What’s wrong with a bit of tape, that’s what was used before those toe slider things were invented

 

Yep I know all clothing goes through scrutinising mate but think outside the box and use black tape to match your boots