This made me laugh

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Wonder if that would work with fricken cyclists too

 

You can have the bike how much for the girl
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Can't help but see a lovely trimmed Bush.
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After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So, the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Kentucky) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.

The Kentuckian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. ''Trust me,' said the doctor.

So, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! "1" "2" "3" “4” "5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and all of Washington DC.

 

They are risking everything -they are holding hands! LGBT... That is a serious breach of everything in the rule book.
And it’s a big rule book. Lots of rules.

I was in Devon last year. Families playing on the beach. Having fun. Then a family like that arrived - clearly worried about UVA damage to the skin. Ok for their kids though - no worries about them getting skin cancer and running around in swimming cosies.

 

They’re probably ugly as feck and should cover up anyway to save us the trauma.

 

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