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  1. Glyn Phillips

    Glyn Phillips Old’N’Slow

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    I just loved growing up in the 70’s and this thread has reminded me why.
    Coz no one gave fuck about upsetting anybody else.

    We should make that a mandate for the future:):)
     
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  2. stollydriver

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    Alf Garnett was right all along......
     
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  3. Eldon

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    Ive got a big crack in my windscreen so booked via insurance Autoglass. I thought I'd give them just under 2 weeks notice to get a good mid week slot. Naturally in this day and age you turn into their unpaid admin staff. Does it all myself with no human interaction on their side to be given a 09.00 - 17.00 slot on a Wednesday.

    WTF really that's the best they can do, they expect me to waste a full day off work waiting to suit them......
     
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  4. stollydriver

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    Anything that was considered comedy is now considered offensive to someone. The world really has gone mad. And I agree leave the I.S wiffey where she is. She hated the UK enough to leave........
     
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  5. Eldon

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    There is no option or obvious possibility of the sort.
    This arrangement was after four phone calls as it kept saying the script shite then chopping me off!!!
    Arrrgh :mad::mad:
     
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    You're actually lucky to see them at all within a month. Autoglass "lost" two of my appointments and every time I had to go to the back of the two week queue. The technician who finally showed up was ace but their admin is an utter shambles. I actually changed insurer to avoid these useless wankers if I need to make a glass claim in the future as I was tied to them with no option to go elsewhere under the deal I had at the time.
     
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  7. Cyborgbot

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    Even funnier that her parents say they will raise her new born baby... What could possibly go wrong? They did so well first time around...
     
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  8. Cyborgbot

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    And Norfolk?!?
     
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  9. Wessa

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    Yep IMO I reckon this will be a very popular move by the home secretary across the country......
     
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  10. Tiglet

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    You can bet that there’ll be a soft liberal minded person who most probably voted remain somewhere in this country willing to stand in front of the TV screen to plead her case.
     
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  11. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Some sucker will be paying for her lawyers...Oh That'll be us then, she or her family are bound to get legal aid
     
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  12. Wessa

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    Has already happened. There was a lawyer on the BBC supporting her application to come home...... Played on the fact that she was so young when she decided to leave the UK. Load of rubbish......
     
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  13. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    send her your satnav, she'll never find her way back!
     
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  14. Tiglet

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    Don’t start my bestist mate you know who’ll be along soon winding you up,,,,,yes that @steve lovatt :bomb:
     
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    I think her state of mind has been disclosed in her interviews.

    When she went out to join IS she was then supporting terrorism.

    When her boy child gets older he will be asking who was his father, what did he do and she tells him this boy could well think of him a his hero and it starts all over again,,,,a ready made terrorist :mad:
     
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  16. Tucker 1963

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    And on a lighter note
    _20190221_162442.jpg Tucker :joy::joy::joy:
     
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  17. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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  18. stollydriver

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    Just one simple question - if it were her brothers or fathers head in a bin - would she be so in repentant and matter of fact?
     
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  19. David Cooper

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    Thankfully, an English judge grew a pair of balls and released the identity of that low life piece of shit Aaron Campbell,
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news
    I just wish this government would grow some as well, and start hanging these bastard scumbags who rape and murder kids.
     
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  20. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
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    I'm on the drink and my minds trying to come up with the best way to deal with this bastard,so far Iv'e thought of giving him an overdose of Viagra and then throwing him in with a silver back gorilla, any suggestions would be much appreciated.
     
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  21. Cyborgbot

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    Nah, give the Little Blue Pill to the Silver Back, smear the ‘vermin’ with lady pheromones and release him naked into the gorilla enclosure.

    Much like the Blue Oyster Bar scene from one of the Police Academy films - only more so...
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  22. Helmut Visor

    Helmut Visor Only dead fish go with the flow
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    Scottish I believe :cool::cool:
     
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  23. DCS222

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    Fairly specific on the old “wakefulness promotion agent” there dude! Amphetamines out of fashion?
     
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  24. Cyborgbot

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    Hey, that’s my technique to watch an entire episode of Vera without falling asleep!
     
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  25. DCS222

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    Ooh nasty! Someone has made him lie under a rack of lamb... should have little paper hats on the rib ends!
     
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