This made me laugh

A guitar master and wonderful observational humour, makes some modern stuff seem shallow... I particularly like his last will and testament!
I love to laff at coarse base humour... but I also like some of the skilful talent!

 

Crazy biker.

 

Health and Safety
You got it wrong.

 

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Only in Russia.

 

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Right in the bollocks

 

Cute pet.

 

She has got real balls...... no she is just mental.

 

Friends having a laugh.

 

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Somebody's pride and joy

 

That's remind me of a mate called Pete. Knocking this bird off and he was prescribed viagra from the doctor (but that's a long story). Gets pissed and tries one out.
No effect.
Shit these tablets he thinks.
A couple hours later, takes another one!
Oh yes that seemed to work.

Next morning he wakes up with the hardest of hard ons of all time!!!
He said it was throbbing that hard he gave it until dinnertime and he was going to A and E.

Can you imagine the conversation with the Receptionist?

 

If it was true then yes but sadly Viagra doesn’t actually give you a permanent hard on its just a debunked lad chat myth

 

Actually thats not completely correct, if you look at the possible side effects, it's possible to get a priapism which is an erection that wont go away

 

And the side effects - a lady with a fixed smile.....