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    That's exactly how my 3 year old learns a new skill... :confounded:
     
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    #10011 Sprinter, Jan 23, 2019
    I walked in from work today and my wife was sitting on the sofa with my girlfriend.
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    I said, “What’s going on?”

    “You tell me?” replied my wife.

    I said, “I don’t know, you’re sitting on the sofa with a stranger.”

    “A stranger, hey?” shouted my girlfriend, “I’m no stranger, we’ve been having sex for six months!”

    I looked at my wife and said, “Is this true?”
     
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    #10018 Havit, Jan 23, 2019
    QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
    Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity".
    The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
    The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in".
    Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?
    "Sorry, Dolly says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are".
     
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